2025 Limited Edition Holiday Shirts
Our 2025 Limited Edition Holiday Shirts are here — and if you don’t buy one, your dog is judging you. Yes, even your dog.
Choose wisely:
🎄 Merry Snortmas — English or French, depending on which type of snorting gremlin you pledge allegiance to
😤 Gremlin Season — French only, because it’s not “season”… it’s a lifestyle.
These shirts are soft, cozy, unisex, and perfect for:
✔ Pretending you’re festive
✔ Hiding stains from yesterday (or the fact that you're on your third peppermint martini)
✔ Outshining every basic human in Target
✔ Getting compliments from strangers who “used to have a bulldog.”
✔ Announcing to the world that you willingly live with a land manatee
And let’s be real:
Every purchase helps fund the nonstop stream of medical chaos our bulldogs create just by existing.
Get yours before they’re gone — like your patience when your dog eats your Elf on the Shelf.